I have this dream and I realize I'm in the wrong movie.

Mr. President: I will bring peace to the Republic er world.

New English poodle of Mr. President: I'm still loyal to the Republic
erm America and help them bomb the rebels out of Lybia while I also
deprive my own people at the same time. I am so good. I'm better than
Thatcher.

Mr. President: Geeze, Dave, we are actually supporting the rebels.

poodle: Oh dear. But it's so difficult to tell who is who from
birdview. Does it really matter? It's the Hiroshima principle. Never
mind casualties. They're just gone. Gone like, burned out of our
timeline.

Mr. President: The Jedi council is evil.

Poodle: There is no Jedi council.

Mr. President: Good. What's next on our agenda?

Poodle: Fukushima again, I'm afraid.

Mr. President: Haven't we told them that radiation is good for them?
What's the problem?

Poodle: I think they don't find us believable. What do we do?

Mr. President: Get your MVI guys to tweet more.

Poodle: It's no good when the rest of the world tweets the opposite.

Mr. President: Then we must destroy Twitter. Twitter is evil.